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Have YOU Been Cougarized?: Why Skinny Men Are Pointless →
After being in relationships with extremely skinny men, here is why I think they are pointless:
- Your sex life will be limited. Well, you wouldn’t want to snap him? Plus, if you went on top, you’d lose him inside you. It’d be like a vacuum sucking up a whisker.
- He’ll bruise you up but not in a…
This is just really funny
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“You poor starved orphan. What orphanage did you runaway from? Do you want some soup? Don’t worry, you can always have...
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I make it work(;
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“What orphanage did you run away from? Do you want some soup? Don’t worry you can always have more” ROFLAMFOA THIS MAKES...
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I need to gain weight. ;_; When you cook for him, make sure you add lard to every meal. This may help make him get...
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This is just really funny
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Hahahah, Well I’m
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shortstoriesforthesinglegirl said:
holding them like a newborn = hilarious
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This made me laugh so hard.
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